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Porch Light Halloween Co.

Order by Oct 21 for Halloween

2 shirts → 10% off

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Dramatization · AI animation · No human performer is depicted

A made-up family. Porch Light and its shirts are real. Aurora, Illinois. 1973.

Born in ’65? This was your Halloween.

Shirts for the girls who rode in the way back. Printed to order on soft tees, hoodies and crewnecks. Buy 2, save 10%. Buy 3 or more, save 20%.

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A made-up family. Porch Light and its shirts are real. Aurora, Illinois, 1973. Three sisters; Lisa was the baby. Dad worked at the plant. Mom sold shoes downtown, and at night she sewed our costumes. Everybody piled in the way back. Best costume, third grade. Karen held her hand the whole way. Everybody knew which house had the full-size bars. Nobody ate a piece till Mom checked it. 1976: then Karen left for college. 1979: then Sue. Too old to trick-or-treat? She went anyway. 1983: a Halloween movie at the drive-in, with Dave. Then Halloween was for her kids. Somewhere along the way, Halloween changed. Her kids moved away too, and fewer kids came by every year. She still watches the old movies. She still loves Halloween. Then she found Porch Light. One for her, one for each sister: three shirts, 20% off. Halloween night, her sisters came home. Porch light’s on. Come on up. As each memory plays, the shirt made from it pops up beside the film, ready to add to the cart.

The 1965 collection: Halloween, the way you remember it.

Twelve shirts from the way-back seat to the drive-in. Pick the Everyday Tee, the softer Heirloom Tee, a Hoodie or a Crewneck, in Midnight, Jack-o’-Lantern, Candlelight or Moss. Buy 2, save 10%. Buy 3 or more, save 20%.

Everyday Tee: Gildan 64000. Heirloom Tee: Comfort Colors® 1717, garment-dyed. Hoodie: Gildan 18500. Crewneck: Gildan 18000. Blanks are imported and printed to order by our print partner. The big photos are renders of our real designs; the style photos are our print partner’s product mockups, so colors can look a touch different from your screen.

Pick your style.

Every design comes four ways. Same art, same big print on the front.

Lisa’s Halloween, in four years.

Three sisters, one favorite holiday, and the one who stayed.

  1. Illustration: three sisters in witch, pumpkin and black cat costumes wave from the rear-facing seat of a wood-paneled station wagon, 19731973

    The way back

    Mom sewed the costumes, Dad drove the wagon, and Karen held Lisa’s hand from the first porch to the last.

  2. Illustration: Lisa at fourteen in cat ears and a puffy vest holds out a pillowcase at a neighbor’s door, 19791979

    Went anyway

    Both sisters had moved out. Lisa put on cat ears and went trick-or-treating anyway.

  3. Illustration: Lisa in her fifties stands in her doorway with a full candy bowl, looking down an empty street, 20182018

    Fewer kids came by

    Her own kids had grown up and moved away, and the candy bowl stayed full.

  4. Illustration: Lisa and her two older sisters laugh on Lisa’s porch in Porch Light shirts, handing candy to trick-or-treaters, Halloween nightThis year

    Home again

    One shirt for her, one for each sister. On Halloween night, they all came home.

Lisa, her family and her friends are made up, and the illustrations are AI dramatizations. Porch Light and the shirts are real.

Ask Porch Light anything.

Illustration of Lisa
LisaRode in the way back

  1. Lisa: The ditto sheet. The pumpkin pail. Mom checking every piece of candy. That was my Halloween.

  2. The memories

    Porch Light: That’s the whole idea. Every shirt is a memory from a ’70s Halloween.

  3. Lisa: I want one for me and one for each of my sisters.

  4. Sisters deal

    Porch Light: Buy 2 and both are 10% off. Buy 3 or more and every shirt is 20% off. The cart does the math.

  5. Lisa: Will they get here before Halloween?

  6. Order by Oct 21

    Porch Light: Each shirt is printed after you order it, then shipped. Order by October 21 for Halloween in the U.S.

Porch Light
Porch LightHalloween the way you remember it

Lisa and Karen are made up. The shirts, the deal and the answers are Porch Light’s own.

Before you order.

How does the Sisters deal work?

Buy 2 shirts and both are 10% off. Buy 3 or more and every one is 20% off. Mix any designs and styles. The cart shows your price as you go, and the discount is applied at checkout.

Will it arrive by Halloween?

Every shirt is printed after you order it, then shipped by U.S. standard shipping: about a week to the Midwest and East Coast, up to two weeks to the West Coast. Order by October 21 for the best chance of Halloween delivery in the U.S.

What’s the difference between the styles?

The Everyday Tee (Gildan 64000) is soft and light. The Heirloom Tee (Comfort Colors® 1717) is heavyweight and garment-dyed for a broken-in feel. The Hoodie (Gildan 18500) and Crewneck (Gildan 18000) are 8 oz fleece.

What sizes are there?

S to 3XL in every style. 2XL is $3 more and 3XL is $5 more.

How much is shipping?

$5.99 standard shipping in the U.S.

What if it doesn’t fit?

Wrong size? We’ll send the right one free. Email us within 14 days of delivery with your order number and the size you need, and keep the first one. Because each shirt is printed just for you, we can’t take returns, but if anything arrives damaged or wrong, we’ll replace it free.

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